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There once was a red dog named Homer. He followed his master everywhere. The red dog would bring his master the newspaper in the morning, and he would never eat his master's wife's shoes. The red dog was unhappy though because there weren't any other dogs in the neighborhood to play with. The red dog lived for 10 years and then died, it was very sad.